March 12th, 2004

bitstrips

Come back, Mark!

My favorite newspaper columnist, the deliciously twisted Mark Morford, seems to be a wee bit late with his twice-weekly online column and thrice-weekly e-mail newsletter this week. I am hoping he is just on vacation (even e-mailed him to inquire such). But in the horrible yet not impossible event that he has been suspended or canned for excessive profanity, given our puritanical times, I have deigned to write a condensed version of today's column for him.

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