Drinker 1: I stopped drinking whatever made me sick... [enumerates beverages including gin, tequila, etc.] ...then I finally realized, that I was getting sick because I was drinking cheap stuff.
Drinker 2: Yeah, if you drink the good stuff you won't get sick, you'll just pass out.
Me: Sounds like a vast improvement.
Makes me glad I am only an occasional drinker...