Pax (funcrunch) wrote,
Pax
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If you're going to spam, go over the top

Nearly all of the responses to my latest Craigslist ad have been spam, unfortunately. But this one, for a muscle-building supplement, at least gave me a chuckle. Excerpt:

Imagine the look on their faces when you take your shirt off. Other guys see your swole body, and jealousy rips through their veins. Women take one look at your chest, and fantasize about you throwing them onto a bed, pulling their hair, and ravishing them.
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