Me: (after a few songs) I think I've finally figured out why I don't like U2. The chords and chord progressions are simply - uninspiring.
Me: I mean, Moby can get away with doing the same chord over and over again, but when U2 does it, it's just bland. Those people are screaming for Bono, not for the composition or musicianship.
Me: I'm sorry, I don't mean to be so critical, but I'm really trying to figure out why you like U2.
Me: Oh wait, you like Philip Glass too. Never mind.