1. Pay off all debts. (I was completely debt-free until about two years ago, but things have gotten - well, complicated since then.)
2. Pay back all the money my mother has gifted me during my period of under-employment.
3. Pay off my father's mortgage.
4. Make a large donation to Food Not Bombs.
5. Buy a condo or small house in San Francisco or Berkeley. (That will use up the rest!)