You find yourself in an earthen-walled catacomb. You hear the sound of geocaching in the distance.
You are walking through an unnatural fissure. Crude images of cats are daubed on the walls.
Elphie the arch-demon stands before you (90HP).
You zap Elphie with the Wand of Hot Chocolate. Elphie looks a little healthier.
Thanks whumpdotcom for the pointer!